"Super annoys anti-zim junk addicts "

A review of Al-Jazeera Satellite Channel by Zimpride written on Sunday 6th of April 2008


To ears that want to hear that Zimbabweans are eating dogs, cats, donkeys, dog food, tree bark and river mud.

To ears that want to hear that Zimbabweans are surviving on eating rats.

To ears that want to hear that 6 million people in Zimbabwe will starve to death within 6 months in 2003.

To ears that long to hear that Zimbabwe will collapse in 6 months in 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008.

To ears that hear this and believe it without feeling foolish and dumb.

To ears that want to hear that 6 000 illegals cross Zimbabwe into south africa everyday,

To ears that want to hear that half the population is starving, even when they see pictures of healthy people on both MDC and ZANU rallies, or any other picture of zimbabweans.

To ears that want to hear that Zimbabwean women have now resorted to plugging their vaginas with tree bark, leaves and clods of soil because there is no cotton wool or sanitary pads.

To such oligophrenic apocalyptic idiots Super Mandiwanzira is a big dissappointment, because he does not feed into their stupidity.

Hindava kupusa so mazimba, chikoro chamahara cha DR RG Mugabe chekurasha. Muri zvidzoi zvavanhu. .

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